Reasons why it needs to be October right now.
- Halloween stuff
- Pumpkin spice EVERYTHING
- Cool weather
- Allergies would be a thing of the past.
- Pretty colors because everything is dying
- It’s hot as balls right now
- Did I already say Halloween stuff?
- Ability to wear a sweater or a scarf without going into heat stroke
- I cannot mention the fact that it’s hotter than Satan’s asshole enough.
- Candy on sale.
I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.